Hello, Is There Anybody In There?

Did you see Blair 'sluttyin' it up with Keys? This woman is something else? Ugh?! Sure Blair is beautiful at her age, but she needs to stop! Please, Blair! Close your mouth. Shut your legs.

Dorian doesn't care what kind of fool she makes herself out to be. I don't think that she has it all up there! She is such a killjoy! Her unwanted appearance at Viki's going away party was enough to make everyone vomit in their mouths. But does Dorian gracefully make an exit? Oh, no. This witch has to open her mouth and let the nastiness spew out! And here I was banking on Todd to be the nasty one. At least he was halfway decent. Viki has that affect on him (usually). She can come down hard on him, but still make him smile.

Tess is such a trip, especially the way that she practically shoved Viki out the door. Hello? Didn't anybody hear the way that door slammed? Is anybody even with the program? I guess everyone is so unobservant and wrapped up in themselves to notice? Wait. . . what am I saying? I actually want Tess to follow through on doing her dirt, as long as she doesn't kill anyone.

I didn't remember this Cain character even though most were excited about his return. He turned out to be nothing out of the ordinary in soapland. Actually, he was quite boring. I will admit the funny thing about Cain was him being greedy and running around to get those fake jewels! Too bad he jumped out of the plane never knowing Tina had switched the jewels! I knew Mrs. Drama was still a bad girl! Wonder what she is going to say to Viki?

I am getting tired of Brody and his nonsense. He knows Gigi isn't thinking about his short behind! I can't wait until Rex gets back to Llanview to knock him out of his fantasy. If Jeremiah, or Moe, is correct, then the only way for Rex and Bo to get home is by letting time progress as it should. If so, Brody is still out of luck with Gigi. Maybe he should get with Layla since she is single now!

Poor Layla. All she ever did was be a good friend to Adriana's meddlesome butt! Now she is left without a sister, a best-friend close to home, or a man! What are the writers doing to Vincent? It's nice to see another black character in Llanview, but why does she already have to be in the middle of drama? I seriously doubt that Vincent is in love with the both of these girls! He was barely even around Layla. Oh, well. What should we have expected? Vincent blew into town being a bad boy! One question: Where is my teddy bear, Shaun?